Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
